A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.” Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. “Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Girl to fiancé: ‘When we’re married I want to share all your troubles and worries.’ Fiancé: ‘But I don’t have any troubles and worries.’ Girl: ‘I know, but we’re not married yet.’
Sardar ki Biwi came without any clothes in the drawing room to serve Halwa to the guests. Sardar screamed: Beshram aurat, tu hosh mein to hai? Wife: Woh jee recipe book mein aisa hi likha tha na “Serve Hot without any dressing, guests will enjoy.”
Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the Husband : Jo insan chori karta hai, wo baad mein zarur pachhtaata hai. Wife (romantic mood mein) : Aur tumne jo shaadi se pehle meri neendein churaai thi unke baare mein kya khayal hai? Husband: Keh to raha hoon, jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachhtata zarur hai.
Khaana khaate huye pati ne patni ko aawaz lagaai “Bhagyawan..! yeh jo tumne sabji banaai hai ise kya kehte hain” Patni : “Kyun, kisliye poochh rahe ho?” Pati : “Arre bhai mujhse bhi to swarg mein poochha jayega.. Kya kha ke mare the?”
A husband asks his wife: – If I die, will you remarry? – Of course no, darling, I will stay with my sister. And if I die, will you remarry? – No, I will also stay with your sister.
One night wife play the national anthem while preparing for sex. Hubby, “why u r playing this?” Wife, “The whole country stands up when this song is played, Let me see if does any wonder for your instruement”
Husband ne first night ke baad next day apni biwi se poochha: �Tum aaj tak kitne logon ke sath soyi ho?� Wife: �Such boloon to sirf aap ke sath hee soyi hoon, baki sabke saath saari saari raat jaagi hoon��