My Wife Appears

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

Chori

Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the Husband : Jo insan chori karta hai, wo baad mein zarur pachhtaata hai. Wife (romantic mood mein) : Aur tumne jo shaadi se pehle meri neendein churaai thi unke baare mein kya khayal hai? Husband: Keh to raha hoon, jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachhtata zarur hai.

Remarry

A husband asks his wife: – If I die, will you remarry? – Of course no, darling, I will stay with my sister. And if I die, will you remarry? – No, I will also stay with your sister.