पप्पू और गप्पू की मजेदार बातें

पप्पू: क्या कर रहा है? गप्पू: मक्खियां मार रहा हूं। पप्पू: कितनी मारीं? गप्पू: 3 मेल और 2 फीमेल। पप्पू: तुझे कैसे पता? गप्पू: तीन शराब की बॉटल से चिपकी थीं और दो फोन से।

Santa Banta jokes

भूत या… लेक्चर के बीच में प्रोफेसर ने पूछा- कितने छात्र भूत में यकीन करते हैं? करीब 50 छात्रों के हाथ खड़े हो गये। प्रोफेसर – बहुत अच्छे, अब यह बताओ कि कितने छात्रों ने भूत को देखा है? लगभग 20 हाथ खड़े हो गये। प्रोफेसर – बहुत अच्छे, अच्छा अब यह बताओ कि भूत को कितने लोगो ने बहुत करीब से देखा है? लगभग 5 हाथ खड़े हो गये। प्रोफेसर – शाबाश, अच्छा अब यह बताओ कितने लोगों ने भूत को चूमा है? केवल एक लड़के का हाथ खड़ा…

Teacher Student joke

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny says, “None.” The teacher asks, “Why?” Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all off.” The teacher says, “No, two, but I like how you’re thinking.” Johnny asks the teacher, “If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream,…

A Blonde & Her Two Coats

While her husband was at work, a blonde decided to paint their living room. After her husband arrives home, he finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat while wearing a parka and a mink. He asked her what she was doing. She said, “I wanted to prove to you that not all blonde women are dumb, and I wanted to do it by painting the living room.” He says that he was impressed at the good job she had done, but asked, “Why are you…