Apple

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?         Answer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

How did he do this

A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn’t miss and he wasn’t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this? . . . . . . . . . Answer: He shoots him in the Mirror

Somvaar ka din tha 2 chor bank loot kar

Somvaar ka din tha 2 chor bank loot kar ek car mai bhaage Police ne choro ka peecha kiya Peecha karne par pata chala ki choro ki car ke peeche ki number plate ki lights’ kharaab thi Aur Police ki Jeep ki head lights kharaab thi Batao police ne un choro ko kaise pakda? . . . Answer: Somvaar ka Din Tha. Din me Light ki jarurat nahi hoti.