beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. “Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal…View More ‘Oh Sundari ! Andha Hoon.
Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do. Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega. Bhakt : Koi upay…View More Meri Shadi
Husband: Can we eat outside today? Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking? Husband: Nahi, Bas Aaj Bartan Saaf Karne Ka Mann Nahi Hai!View More Mann Nahi Hai!
Shopkeeper: Select your mode of payment ma’am Girl: I don’t have cash or debit/credit card Shopkeeper: No worries, we also accept boyfriendsView More Accept Boyfriends
What is a Girl Friend? Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends…. So be carefulView More What is a Girl Friend
Ramesh Selected A Short Girl To Marry, Shyam Asked Why ? Ramesh Said – Bapu Ne Kaha Tha Shyam – Kua Kaha Tha Ramesh –…View More Ramesh Selected A Short Girl
Tea is dangerous than whisky. . Please avoid drinking tea. . . I discovered it yesterday. . . Last night, I had 8 pegs of…View More I was absolutely cool